RAD ROACH DUBIA COCKROACHES
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BEST SELLERS
RAD ROACHES
MEATIUM RAD ROACHES
SMALL RAD ROACHES
15%
OFF
Q: WHY are Rad Roaches better than CRICKETS?
A: NO SMELL. NO NOISE. CAN'T CLIMB/JUMP. EASY TO MAINTAIN.
HIGHER PROTEIN. 5 TO 1 MEAT TO SHELL RATIO. THAT MEANS FOR EVERY 5 CRICKETS YOUR PET EATS, IT ONLY NEEDS 1 RAD ROACH.
Q: What will eat RAD ROACHES?
A: MANY THINGS REALLY, REPTILES AND FISH ARE WHAT MANY PEOPLE USE US FOR, I'M TO LAZY TO LIST THEM ALL. BUT BASICALLY ANYTHING THAT WILL EAT A CRICKET WILL ENJOY A RAD ROACHES EVEN MORE.
Q & A
ASK RAD THE ROACH
Q: What do you like to do when your not working with RAD ROACH?
A: I LIKE TO PARTY WITH THE LADIES.
Q: You like to party, you say!? What's your vice of choice?
A: RAD ROACH CHOW, IT'S WHAT MAKES ME RAD.
Q: What is RAD ROACH chow?
A: RAD ROACH CHOW IS AN ALL NATURAL PROPRIETARY BLENDED ROACH MEAL. MADE TO ULTIMATELY MAKE OUR ROACHES THE BEST THEY CAN BE FOR YOUR REPTILE.
Q: What makes RAD ROACH CHOW better than other cockroach chow?
A: INGREDIENTS. RAD ROACH CHOW IS SPECIALLY FORTIFIED WITH THE HIGHEST QUALITY INGREDIENTS OUR TEAM OF SCIENTISTS COULD FIND ON EARTH.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: RAD ROACH
Q: IF ROACHES WORE SOCKS
WOULD THEY REALLY BE BLOWN OFF BY THE AMOUNT OF QUALITY INGREDIENTS IN YOUR CHOW?
A: YES
Q: HOW MANY ROACHES DOES THE ROACHMAKER MAKE?
A: MANY ROACHES BECAUSE THE ROACHMAKER MAKES RAD ROACHES.
Q: What kind of cockroaches are
RAD ROACHES?
A: RAD ROACHES ORIGINALLY SOLD A TROPICAL ROACH SPECIES BLAPTICA DUBIA , HOWEVER, WE ARE CURRENTLY ARE WORKING TO EXPAND TO OTHER BREEDS HOWEVER.
(don't worry not those nasty American cockroaches, we can't stand those either.)
Q: WHAT IS THE ROACHMAKER 5000?
A: A PROPIETARY ROACH MAKING MACHINE USED TO MAKE THE RADDEST ROACHES TO EVER WALK THE EARTH.
Q: Are all the RAD ROACHES pre-gut-loaded with RAD ROACH chow?
A: YES. OUR ROACHES WERE RAISED ON IT AND FED IT EVERY DAY. ALONG WITH LOVE.
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Q: WHERE IS THE SECRET RAD ROACH HEADQUARTERS?
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